Reach Forth from the Grave or Something Like That

Perhaps you have heard of Rapture videos. It used to be a big thing a few decades ago. In fact, my Grandpa even had one ready to go (his consisted of the phrase: my, O'my, O'my). Anyway, the good folks at "You've Been Left Behind" will bring your post-rapture fairwell up to the cutting edge of technology.

Yes sir after you are caught up into the sky, you can now send out 50 emails (for a paltry $40 per year). Of course, it would be disastorous to have all those emails go out, and you still be left behind. Then agian, those emails might be the least of your problems.

I am thankful to The NT Student for bringing this invaluable resource to my attention.